Thursday, November 1, 2007

Bob Dole Wants His Peanut Butter!

We’ve been back in Brisbane at the trusty Brisbane YHA hostel for all of one night, and Neil has made another appearance! This time the asshole stole our jars of peanut butter AND jam. They were in a labeled cubby shelf! The jars themselves were tagged with our names! He again had to go looking through all our other food to find those jars! I was going to make peanut butter and jam sandwiches for our afternoon trek, but that is now out of the question.

FURTHERMORE, this time Neil was not satisfied with nicking food from just one place. This time Neil has raided the communal food shelves in addition to taking our food! He made off with a nearly new bag of sultana raisins (it was on the communal food shelf when Glen and I arrived, and we opened it and used a cupful in our oatmeal), a tub of butter, and a bottle of pancake syrup. Clearly he is on a condiments rampage!

Conclusion: hostellers are jerks. Also, Neil is stalking us.

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